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May 25, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Wait there are shirts at Costco? Jerry: I’ve never seen shirts before.

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Oct. 11, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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Student: My phone isn’t working. O’Donovan: Good! You don’t need it right now to do chemistry!

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Nov. 27, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Andrew: you know Lucas Kim? Andrew: i don't want him stealing my spot on the swim team. //Andrew sees me typing this Andrew: you can't blairbash everything I say!

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Jan. 16, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

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Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

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Feb. 10, 2022, 9:29 p.m.

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jeremy: *clapping* rao: no.

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.

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April 5, 2014, 4:16 p.m.

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// Freshman Precalc B Ben: 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. Sam: 82.8% of numbers between 1 and 1000 aren't prime. Giles: 14% of people knew that.

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Sept. 17, 2014, 11:39 p.m.

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Cynthia: "I honestly think I'm getting prettier every day."