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⚐ Report//Courtney takes Ben's backpack Ben: I'll get you for this! //Ben starts quoting movies Ben: I'll get you my pretty, and my umbrella back too! Courtney: Aww, did you just call me pretty? //Ben starts to panic Ben:No, I called you "My pretty" //Courtney bursts out laughing Courtney:That's worse! //Ben sighs Ben: My brain just isn't working right now.
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⚐ ReportRichard: You Indian cannot write down on paper. Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung! Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet. Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb. Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond? John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg. Richard: How much money it cost? John: About eleven million. Richard: Doesn't it cost more? John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India! Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians. Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians. John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British! //Some time later Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'. Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian! Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk? John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back! Schafer: Stop talking! Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol. John: I use my bamboo guns. Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.
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⚐ ReportEvan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.
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⚐ Report//Calvin found some coffee in the MathHelp room and started talking about it Calvin: Lock Junie and me in a room with 5 pounds of coffee. Brassel: ...That's how they made the first nuclear reactor.
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⚐ Report// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?
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⚐ ReportJack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!
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⚐ ReportStephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.