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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

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Dec. 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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//Talking about PChem Joseph: Water is a very bad buffer. Tyler: Everything is a buffer! Joseph: I'm not a buffer. Tyler: You are a buffer! Joseph: Well, I am buffer than you.

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Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!

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April 17, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Anderson: We had computers when I was your age. Anderson: We even had the internet.

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Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.

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Sept. 25, 2019, 2:59 p.m.

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Carlos: All it takes to become a saint is to be shot by a Pakistani Nationalist

#448

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Name a system. Student: Government system. Ms. Blitz: Well there's supposed to be, though Bush threw that away....

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: This is great. Hu's president, and Wen is prime minister. Isn't that great?

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Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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Emma "Anderson Cooper's middle name is Hayes." Ellie: "His middle name is AIDs?!?"