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⚐ ReportHallisey: Have you guys heard of Elmo? Hallisey: It's a show where parents show their children while putting them on the neglect chair. Hallisey: Elmo's world has been around for a while so I wasn't sure if you guys have heard for not Hallisey: if not then just bear with me.
#12919
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⚐ ReportHart: Unless you're a horseshoe crab and I don't know about it, your blood is always red.
#12923
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I had a student once, named Asher. I didn't like him. Hinkle: He must have thought he was going to Brown [University], or somewhere silly like that. Dylan: My brother goes to Brown! ... I can call him. Hinkle: Tell him Mr Hinkle hates Brown.
#12995
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Remember a while back we had a heat wave Glenn: And I say heat wave like it was in the 70s Glenn: And what did this building feel like? Sai: The Sun!
#13002
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⚐ ReportOlivero: Someone mentioned the first episode Spongebob released in 1999 and I almost had a heart attack
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⚐ ReportGlenn: One time when we were visiting my sister, my daughter said "The floor snack tastes bad", which was my sister's dog food. Glenn: She is severely allergic to peanuts and dog food often have peanuts or peanut butter as a source of protein. Glenn: However, her complaint was that it was bland. Glenn: Hey, don't judge. I've tried dog treats too.
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⚐ ReportRose: You have to do that to get to the juicy fruit on the inside Rose: yeah you heard me
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⚐ ReportGlenn: If you've watched a lot of late-night commercials you would know what ED is. Glenn: What's ED? Klees: When you're an old and a man...