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Feb. 22, 2024, 7:22 a.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, february 21 "I assume I'm going too slow, so I'll just go even slower." "You're only really learning when you have no idea what to do, so you just try random things, and finally get the right answer -- that's the best feeling in the world." "I should be famous for this method." "Whenever I'm wondering whether Alexei's messing with me, it always turns out that he is messing with me. Maybe sometimes he's messing with me and I don't even suspect it." "Let's screw around with our wish until it comes true." "One day, I will know the integers from 1 to 300 as well as Stephen."

#13115

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:44 a.m.

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Bosse: That doesn't look like 25 notebooks! Bosse: Hurry up, I'm getting old!

#13128

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Feb. 27, 2024, 2:45 p.m.

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// Talking about a text conversation with his son Glenn: Ah yes, the famous Irish rapper from Detroit Eminem. Glenn: Then I started sending him rap lyrics from Eminem. Glenn: My son is about to become a teenager, which is the age I'm supposed to annoy him the most. Glenn: He's turning 13 next month, so I gotta step up my game!

#13139

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March 1, 2024, 9:01 a.m.

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Glenn: The south gets a bad rep for having a lot of hillbillies, but not everyone is a hillbilly Glenn: I mean there are hillbillies, but so does maryland too

#13144

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March 1, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: I haven't seen anything yet, so I assume it's school appropriate. Chikara: Well there haven't been any women in it so I assume it is.

#13149

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March 4, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...

#13150

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March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?

#13212

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March 18, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

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Eric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better

#13217

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March 20, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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Glenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.

#13218

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March 20, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Jorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets