#12535

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Nov. 16, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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John: The colonizers were on a world tour

#12539

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Nov. 16, 2023, 1:51 p.m.

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Ms. Mason: time to put your phone in the bucket Student: Please, miss don't do this to me!

#12614

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Nov. 30, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.

#12650

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:10 p.m.

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Mrs. Levien (chem teacher): It would’ve f***ing melted my face off

#12668

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Dec. 5, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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Andy Myung: Single and ready to pringle

#12681

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Dec. 6, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."

#12747

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Dec. 18, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.

#12811

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Jan. 3, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Michael: Hey, there were good mustache men! Shron: Like Ostrander? Michael: No.

#12812

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Jan. 4, 2024, 7:50 a.m.

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O'Donovan: It's about the quantum number and the electrons. O'Donovan: Everything else inside the atom is interesting, but we don't care.

#12895

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Jan. 25, 2024, 9:33 a.m.

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// In the hallway Kid: You're a copy and paste hispanic