#2893

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Feb. 9, 2011, 9:29 a.m.

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Bob: Oh sorry, I ran around the door to unlock it, but it was locked.

#2902

33

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

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//Identifying key values in TV Studio - there is a news headline about Jersey Shore on the screen. Student: Um, that would be 'prominence' because it's Snooki and she's famous? Taylor: No! Wait, what's a Snooki?

#2920

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Feb. 11, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Ashu: Saurav is a grown man, who can take care of himself //10 seconds later Ashu: SAURAV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

#2938

33

Feb. 16, 2011, 8:35 p.m.

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//Q&A session in Cell Phys, and E has been at the top of his game //Mrs. Bosse says something significant Hannah B: What was that? Bosse: Ok, who was listening to me and can answer Hannah's question? E (for xth time in a row): Me! Bosse: Wow, E, what did you eat for lunch today?

#2945

33

Feb. 17, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.

#2952

33

Feb. 18, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: Ittai, go sit down! //Ittai backs into the corner...and sits in the swivel chair Class: Sit on him! Teacher: Okay, go away! (gets him out of chair, tells a story) Ittai (has written stuff on the board in the meantime): So, are these lines parallel?  Well, if - Teacher: I took you down once, now I have to do it again?!?  If I do this time, you're not getting back up!

#2961

33

Feb. 21, 2011, 7:36 p.m.

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//overheard during Honors English 12 Student 1: You're a idiot. Student 2: Your face is ugly. Student 1: Oh yeah? Student 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Student 1: Fuck you man. Student 2: No, fuck you! Student 1: Dawg, I'm high. //back-and-forth continues for the rest of the period

#2974

33

Feb. 23, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Teacher: As Contreras might know, every so often you meet a kid you just don't like, a kid who's just not on the same page as you... one of us is not going to make it!

#3037

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March 6, 2011, 9:19 a.m.

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Shirley (mimicking teacher): You can write a program that draws a picture of a flower, and you can label the stamen, and the stigmata...

#3134

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March 23, 2011, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: (to students in the hallway) Stop hugging! That's how head lice are spread!