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Dec. 8, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Whitacre: At least I get a tan before I die.

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Dec. 20, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//During Shakespeare Theater Workshop in the Auditorium (7th period) //After walking around with chests sticking out Theater Guy: So why do some people stick their chests out when they walk? Arec: 'Cause they have titties.

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Dec. 23, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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//after Tommy played an impressively complicated piano piece at PoMD Audience member (shouts): How many fingers ya got, Tommy?

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Jan. 6, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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Student: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Your seat will remain the same unless we decide to put Ashu in the hallway.

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Giles (when talking about finding the roots of an equation): Here’s the alternative method. Do not think it’s horrible just because it’s associated with Ashu.

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//Ms. O'Connor plays Pandora Sandra: Can you introduce each piece? O'Connor: Yes. This is Kelly O'Connor on WWAP…

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Aarti: It [ammonia] smells terrible! Prange: Could be worse. It could smell like you.

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.

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Jan. 26, 2011, 10:26 a.m.

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Ivey: If you'd like, please put your cell number at the bottom [of the card]. And don't worry, I won't be all up texting you in the middle of the night, L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-M-A-O.