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#3143

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March 24, 2011, 10:26 p.m.

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Gibi: It'd be better if I were a cheap stripper.

At least he used the correct subjunctive mood.

stripper, gibi

#3289

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May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3319

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May 5, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!

#3353

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May 12, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: At this time, everyone please place an AP label in the box. // Everyone does so Ostrander: Good, no one got confused and put a sticker of a duck there, right?

#3394

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May 20, 2011, 1:38 p.m.

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//during a mafia game Phillip: I investigated his ass!

#3561

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Sept. 15, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Fowler: Now I'm going to do my little "about me" presentation; I was feeling a little shy on the first day... Cai: Evan already self studied for this.

#3626

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Oct. 1, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//Talking about an assembly in Period 2 R&E Student 1: Wait, isn't there an assembly today? // General agreement Student 2: Yeah, but [Teacher]'s gonna make us miss it because of the test... Student 3: Just walk out, he'll never catch you.

[Teacher] planned for his class to miss the freshman election assembly for a test even though someone in that period was running for office.

freshman, teacher, r&e

#3655

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Oct. 9, 2011, 2:32 p.m.

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// After putting off the Phys Chem test for a week... Pham (from Edline): No Test on Monday. Sorry! I can not give test on 10/10/11 by the order of Ms. Johnson.

#3688

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Oct. 18, 2011, 2:11 p.m.

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John: The idiot village wants their idiot back.

#3723

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Oct. 29, 2011, 12:33 p.m.

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Rose: I just want to see Libby smash it in some white girl's face...