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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:51 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that a few years ago we had a little problem with gypsy moths? There's only one way to kill 'em -- you gotta squish 'em! *Reenacts*

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Donaldson: What are you going to do if someone from 5th or 7th period asks you about the exam? Class: Say it was interesting Donaldson: No, you say, "Mr. Donaldson told us to tell you it was interesting" //proceeds to enact scenario

#1374

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: My parents sent me to a Christian camp. Only one summer. They didn't invite me back. Student: What was it like? Whitacre: There were kids smoking in the back, guys making out with each other, you know...

#1378

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Jan. 20, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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//during the ethics discussion Kaluta: I forgot to give donuts to my fifth period. Should I tell them?...nah!

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Jan. 28, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Mogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."

Mogge discussing how Back To School Night is a great way to meet moms and go back home with them.

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#1455

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Feb. 4, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//at course selection assembly Counseling guy: You all are almost seniors! [Uncontrolled cheering and whooping breaks out] Counseling guy: Quiet! Please! Can I get your attention! Listen up! [...] Okay, you're not quite there yet.

#1484

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...really, that's one of the migration patters which was characteristic of- I can see you phasing out. I see you hopping on that plane or cruise ship. At this point, all you're hearing is ba-raaa ba-raaa ba-raaa. So awaken, O my children.

#1489

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Feb. 9, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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// talking about Larry Hinkle: Is he Jewish? Student: Yeah. Hinkle: I can't hit a brother!

#1548

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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Anderson: My watch glows in the dark. Somehow I didn't already know that.

#1585

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March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.