#1237

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Dec. 20, 2009, 3:30 p.m.

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Eric: is it bad to use an external hard drive as a gyroscope?

#1266

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Jan. 6, 2010, 5:09 p.m.

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//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.

#1275

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...although by 1351 the Delhi sultanate had lost its hold over southern India, the enmity is still definitely... *pauses* Why are you all falling asleep? I'm not that boring! Really! I could be a lot more boring if I wanted to be.

#1298

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'll spare you my singing voice because I do want you to stay in the room.

#1319

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Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#1321

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Jan. 14, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.

#1324

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:34 a.m.

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Schafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.

#1329

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: All we do is quote South Park at my house.

#1330

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:39 a.m.

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Schafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!

#1334

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!