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March 6, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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//Learning about Gabriel's Horn Stein: So you can't paint it...but you can fill it with anything you want...including paint, so you can paint its inside. Sam: But when you say paint, you mean paint with the same thickness throughout.  And when you fill it, the paint layer gets thinner far out... Stein: See, when I teach this, I really get to learn people's personalities.  There are the superrationalists, who argue that it all makes sense.  Then there are engineers, like Mr. Templin, who think that since you can't build it, it doesn't exist.  And there are people like me, who think it's amazing that God created things like this to wonder at.  Now, I'll give the superrationalist 30 seconds.

#1604

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March 7, 2010, 12:32 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: "And then at the bottom there, you put your address. I'm not going to show you that, in case you egg my house"

#1611

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March 8, 2010, 6:30 p.m.

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//Discussing experimental design and variables Stein: So let's say you're thinking about something or other and you think you have a good idea. Then Shelley comes in the room and is like [makes speaking noises]. Burger (exclaiming): Call security!

#1626

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March 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//In TV Studio... Main office: Mr. Bustillos? Bustillos: Yep? Yeah? Yipp? Main office: It's Julie, from the main office. Bustillos: Hey, I know you!! Main office: They need you in the auditorium for... [back and forth for a minute] Bustillos: Um...yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Main office: [asks him to come and help] Bustillos: [whiney voice] Well, I don't wanna! I'm not a producer!! Ugh...film...

#1640

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March 11, 2010, 2:12 p.m.

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Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?

#1716

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March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?

#1837

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April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Blitz: "It's right in your back yard. It's only a few hundred miles away."

#1858

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May 2, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: But a few other countries still call themselves Cuba.

#1871

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May 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Ms. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"

#1893

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May 7, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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Blitz: "You're gonna get schist. Not shit."