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Dec. 10, 2009, 9:22 p.m.

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Elizabeth: i'd offer to make the cookies, but im afraid they would turn out awesome

#1136

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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//Jordan complains when Pham advances a slide Pham: Why you not take notes? Jordan: I was copying it down! Pham: You supposed to do it faster!

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*

#1170

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: For those of you who are done, time's up. For those of you who are not done, time's still up.

#1173

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: Too many people read too much Internet and not enough book.

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!

#1186

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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// In a review game in Comp Gov Question: What's one consequence of [China's] one child policy? * momentary silence * Mr. Swaney: Scott Yu Class: * much amusement * Various students: He has a sister! Mr. Swaney: Oh, yeah...

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

#1192

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: Flower anatomy is very sexy.

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Kabemba: Eventually you're gonna dump people and you're gonna be dumped on.