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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"

#1064

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Dec. 5, 2009, 4:06 p.m.

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Mr Freeman: I'm a delicate little flower.

#1080

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (to Kathryn): Play with the boys!

#1081

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Awww, isn't that sweet. The altos are sharing their cold.

#1083

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.

#1085

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Schafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!

#1089

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: It gonna be a weee li'l tiny thing.

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Stein, I heard about the SAT foreign language subject tests. Stein: I mentioned that two seconds ago! Stop stalking me, Jacob Hurwitz!

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: I don't have any Imperfections, because I'm beautiful

#1115

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Dec. 9, 2009, 11:31 p.m.

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//students are confused about forex Hinkle: Guys, I'm talking about what? Hard currency! That means I care about what? Dollars, Euros, yen... I don't care about what's happening with the Zimbabwe dollar, okay? There's nothing I can do with Zimbabwe dollars. Wendy: I would buy goats.