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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Student at Churchill (whom Mr. Prange taught): "Perfect acronym! Mom Kissed Dad 'Cause Marriage Meant New Porche"

#992

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.

#1001

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: Now I'm afraid to say anything in this class because of BlairBash. //Swaney hits Jacob with a piece of paper as he walks by Gilad: You know that's going on BlairBash.

#1010

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Dec. 1, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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*middle of lunch and students are working on truth tables* *stein silently comes in the room* Stein: T T T F T T F F T T F F T F F T F F Stein: *leaves the room*

#1018

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Dec. 3, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!

#1025

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you think sex will be the core of your marriage, then don't get married. Just have SEX!

#1026

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: It's the woman's fault. We can stop there. The course is over. Thank you. //starts walking towards the door

#1030

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:29 p.m.

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//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."

#1054

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.

#1056

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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//People come in for the canned food drive Whitacre: What do you want? People: Canned food? Whitacre: Why would I have canned food? //They START advertising to the class People: So you should do this because there are people dying who need food. //When they leave Whitacre: Those were the worst salespeople...ever.