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Nov. 6, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!

#814

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Nov. 7, 2009, 12:15 a.m.

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//Mrs. Dvorsky is helping a student Dvorsky: Capital A is not equal to lowercase a. Ostrander: But capital L is halfway equal to lowercase l. Dvorsky: Define halfway equal. Ostrander: Well, they share that one vertical line.

#822

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: There was no PR involved in being a Mongol.

#824

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Guys, I could teach fifth grade math. I could handle that.

#845

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Nov. 13, 2009, 9:47 a.m.

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//Whitacre just told the class to make a environmental right/wrong chart based on an article... Whitacre: You know what folks, you don't seem to get it. If you weren't discussing this, then you'd get it. If you discuss, you get confused, you talk even more, and no one knows what's happening. In fact, I think some of you guys aren't even discussing this class, I see some Math going on over there. Mario: Yeah, we're calculating how successful they were. Whitacre: It TELLS you about that stuff! They even say what results they got in some places! Student: But it keeps talking about how bare everything is and how there's dirt storms! What does that have to do this archeologist guy? Whitacre: Were you listening? I said "Find 2 ecological wrongs and what they tried to do to fix them!" It's SUPPOSED to sound like that! I'm gonna come over there, beat you over the head! Same with you folks doing math!

#851

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Nov. 14, 2009, 3:07 p.m.

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Whitacre: See, when you BS something, you gotta make sure it sounds reasonable. If you just throw in random stuff, I don't grade it, I just go "RRRRR" zero! If it sounds good enough, I'll give you credit!

#880

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the retake or make-up or whatever is an essay. Student: What if we're taking it for the first time? Whitacre: IT'S AN ESSAY! Student: What if we do bad and need to take it again? Whitacre: Sure, I'll give you another essay! I'll give you essays until you cry!

#913

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia

#947

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!

#948

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:21 a.m.

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//during a linear algebra test Mr. Pham: If you doing the homework, you get at least a *pause* C.