#760

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:48 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas talking about a student who always brings a neon pink comb to school : "He's not actually balding. I've just been trying to convince him that he is for the past two weeks so that he'd stop combing his hair so much."

#766

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!

#767

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Starting class (at 7:40, of course) Hinkle: Uhh, okay! Uh, gentlemen and ladies and everyone who's conscious today... and also Johnny here...

#769

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Can you guys check this for me? I've never been good at math...

#772

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:17 a.m.

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//a student in the front of the room is using nail polish remover Hinkle: I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to put that away. You see, that has a little thing called acetone in it. Me and acetone, huh-uh. I did a lot of work on boats when I was a kid -- lots of fiberglass work. Lots of acetone. And lemme tell ya -- breathing that stuff every day, it messes you up. I would be all woozy and I couldn't walk straight after I got off from work. Later, OSHA came along and said 'no no no, you need a respirator and ventilation and fifteen minute exposure limits', but we didn't do things that way when I was a kid.

#778

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:02 p.m.

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Piper: What is that, a game of some sort? What does that have to do with RD? Contreras: It's for...testing! There's a lot of numbers involved! Piper: Finally, a use for math!

#793

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Nov. 3, 2009, 9:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: You go, "ohmygod I really like that marijuana from California! I'm gonna ship some in."

#798

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:24 a.m.

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Ravilious: Put that away! How many times do I have to say it? Student: Ok, ok... Ravilious: If you guys don't stop, I'm going to start texting during class!

#806

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Now who's glad that Ann put up this homework problem for you? //unenthusiastic response Mr. Stein: One of the first things they tell you in teacher school is not to be sarcastic with your students. I never learned that.

#807

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Nov. 4, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.