#3792

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Nov. 18, 2011, 7:54 a.m.

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Richard: He has two monocles! Thomas: You mean glasses?

#3868

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Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#3880

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Jan. 6, 2012, 12:16 a.m.

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//Students are complaining about the heat in his room (and homework) Grossman: Well when you hang with the devil, its gonna get hot! //Class laughs

#3912

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

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//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!

#3917

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Jan. 26, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.

#3986

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Feb. 21, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.

#4030

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??

#4035

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March 13, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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Teacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!

#4057

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March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.

#4089

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April 17, 2012, 11:15 a.m.

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//Before the tornado drill, Rose had been looking for where we go; Donaldson walks in. Donaldson: Hey, do you have that list of where we need to go? Rose: Yes, I actually just had it up. For once I am not clueless!