#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#3279

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April 29, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Porac: I'm on crack! Didn't you notice?

#3320

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May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.

#3418

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May 26, 2011, 10:39 p.m.

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Rose: I just have really crappy skills.

#3542

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Sept. 12, 2011, 5:28 p.m.

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Student: Sorry, my poster's kind of big... Klein: It's OK, size doesn't matter!

#3576

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Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3597

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Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.

#3675

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Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3722

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Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

#3780

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//Student is asking Street about his 3-view drawing Student: So is it okay if the "top" drawing is below the "side" drawing? Street: No, that's not okay! Student: Well, what if I turn it on it's side like this? Street: No, that looks retarded!