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May 6, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

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//Explaining why books in English class are depressing Gibboney: Most great writers are hermetic alcoholics.

#4135

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May 15, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (Observing the lack of enthusiasm from the class) The usual freaks aren't here! So you remaining freaks need to step it up.

#4287

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Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4311

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Nov. 19, 2012, 9:51 a.m.

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//Discussing dairy after eating ice cream Jeremy: Whole milk isn't even good enough, I'd like to just breast feed off of a cow.

#4331

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Nov. 29, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

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Grossman: It's okay to fail...failing builds character.

#4333

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

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//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".

#4344

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Dec. 10, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

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//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.

#4355

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Levien: If I wasn't in a good mood coming out of my 6th period most days, some of you guys would not make it out of here... //Class laughs Student: That's funny because we are being threatened.

#4456

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

#4515

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April 19, 2013, 1:14 p.m.

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Ashu: I dread every time I have to sit down and think.