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March 12, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

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Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.

#3074

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March 12, 2011, 11:13 p.m.

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Bosse: This class broke the record for number of retakes. [calls out names, hands out tests] They must have no lives.

#3092

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March 16, 2011, 1:07 p.m.

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Bosse: I heard that on the way to work, you know the Katy Perry Fireworks song, that gets you going.

#3122

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March 21, 2011, 9:12 p.m.

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Rose: So then you negativize them...

#3123

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March 21, 2011, 9:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!

#3133

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March 23, 2011, 4:01 p.m.

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//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!

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April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.

#3214

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April 11, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.

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April 15, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.

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April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!