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June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#2000

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June 11, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Rose (talking about himself): I hate that guy. He's such an a-hole.

#2012

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June 23, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Rose: Extraneous solutions are not solutions. They're like former firemen. Is a former fireman a fireman? NO!

#2026

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Aug. 31, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Stein: You can be mean to each other, I don't care.

#2041

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:37 a.m.

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Pham: Judge ask him where bank account, he say I cannot self-discriminate. Student: You mean self-incriminate? Pham: Yeah, self-discriminate. He say he only say there money if they drop all charge. Student: I don't think you're using the right prefix. Discrimination is different. Pham: He not self-discriminate!

#2047

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

#2049

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: If it's bad, it's good too. Unless you choose good bad!

#2054

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.

#2057

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

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Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.