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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

#2130

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:24 p.m.

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Freeman: I want to enjoy our time together. I don't want to go home stressed and stab my cat with a fork or something. //later Freeman: I don't want to go home and sit with my cat popping bonbons.

#2173

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

#2193

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Sept. 24, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Bunday: I was still in elementary school singing patriotic songs and making up stories about the Japanese.

#2248

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Oct. 2, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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// immediately after teaching the World-Famous Normal Curve Interpretive Dance Stein: That is The World-Famous... // Louis Wasserman spontaneously walks into the room (317) Stein: Do you remember? Wasserman: Oh, which is this? Stein: The World-Famous Normal Curve Interpretive Dance. Wasserman: Oh, heck yeah! Stein *to the class*: See, he graduated... Wasserman: ...three years ago. Stein: Three years ago, but it's still the highlight of his high school education. Wasserman: Absolutely!

#2262

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Oct. 3, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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Stein: I don't like being stared at and I'm not good at math, so of course I become a math teacher.

#2305

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.

#2361

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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

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Oct. 25, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Rory: Uh, wait, Ms. Piper... Piper: Yes, Michelle? Michelle: Uhh, what? Piper: Oh sorry Rory, I thought you were Michelle. Michelle:...Is my voice really that low?

#2428

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Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

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Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.