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#1772
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⚐ Report//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!
#1784
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⚐ ReportMr. Bayz [sub]: I'm going to give you an oral exam. This oral exam will be unlike anything you've ever taken before!
#1842
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⚐ ReportCrystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...
#1865
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⚐ ReportGilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?
#1895
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⚐ ReportBlitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides
#1896
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⚐ ReportStein: "That is an infinitely thin slice of vomit." //part of an example figuring out how much work was needed to suck have a tank of vomit out the top
#1940
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⚐ ReportGiles: You'll notice [something]... Student: Hey! I didn't notice that! Giles: Well, I'm speeding up the noticing process