#1490

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Feb. 9, 2010, 6:27 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't give a shit about mathematics at this time. Oh... *covers mouth*

#1496

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Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].

#1499

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.

#1504

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!

#1505

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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Scott L: There aren't any bugs, the code just doesn't work!

#1507

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.

#1546

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Would you guys stop playing with each other and focus?!

#1552

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Stein: Last year, I won a backgammon set. You know those gift shops in Chinatown? I think Moody's went there and bought like 200, because they were really cheap!

#1639

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March 11, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Gibi: You know, you could've just asked me to move. Khoa: Of course, but then the probability of you moving would be between 0 and 1. I couldn't risk it.

#1696

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March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!