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#1359

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Jan. 19, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Student: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!

Lyrics to a Physics of Music Day '07 song

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#1372

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:06 a.m.

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Smith: "Selling him up" is British slang. It means about the same as "selling him down the river" in modern American slang.

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:58 a.m.

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Jacob: Why do you have kids call you Mr. Verrock? Verrock: Because when you do the first name thing, it makes them think I'm their buddy. And then they get all upset when I tell them, "This sucks." "But we're pals!" "You're still gonna fail."

#1387

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: I forget what your other first name is. Shirley: Andrew. Mrs. Cannon: Right!

#1391

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Jan. 22, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//grace gets a chocolate fondue set from her secrete santa //a bunch of people go outside, two lindt chocolate balls are placed in bowl //cy places fondue set between his legs to block the wind so the fire doesn't go out grace: everyone crowd around him to cover him up! student 1: what is he doing? erik: cy! stop playing with your balls!

#1392

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Jan. 22, 2010, 10:24 p.m.

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Infoflow: "...If you see someone starting a wildfire..." Whitacre: I'm gonna start a fire where you work

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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//on the first day of sports stat Stein: Here's the dirty little secret: This class is about sports. [...] But the fact that it's about sports is almost irrelevant. We could teach the same class about agricultural statistics. [...] The fact that it's about sports is kinda incidental.

#1434

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//some AP questions concerning substitute/complimentary products involve food Hinkle: Remember, on the AP test, the answer is never 'I don't like it and I don't eat it.' So if the question is beef and hamburgers, don't bubble 'E. I don't eat them.'

#1461

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:23 p.m.

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//Reading through an exemplary English essay: Anderson: "We don't have to read the rest of this, it's the same-old, same-old... She got an 'A' and probably had a happy life as an accountant."

#1488

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Feb. 9, 2010, 6:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: Remember, I'm a man. I get distracted easily.

Women, on the other hand...

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