#2868

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Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??

#2889

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Feb. 8, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

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Pham: You know how they do it back then? They look at problem in the textbook, get mommy and daddy to drive you to library, look up information, drive home, open the textbook, and continue working on problem, now you guy look up number in back of book.

#2912

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Feb. 10, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.

#2918

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Rose: Okay, you guys follow? This is like math, right?

#2934

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Feb. 15, 2011, 10:35 a.m.

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Denny: The ending of this book [Lord of the Flies] is depressing.  After this, we will read less depressing books.  Well actually, Fahrenheit 451 is somewhat depressing, but the ending is happy.

#2951

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Feb. 18, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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//Pham has prepared some hydrogen balloons and a lit candle. Student: I think there's a fire hazard here. Pham: There ALWAYS a fire hazard!

#2963

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Feb. 22, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Mitchell: Ow. This chair defeated me. Jack: Really? You were defeated by a chair? Mitchell: Yeah. It kicked me in the knee and then my ankle tackled me.

#2983

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

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Pham: You know Mr. Bunday? The old man with a beer?

#3004

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Feb. 28, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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*After 5 minutes of scribbling* Paper: Virtual Mario Party Superstar Saga 64 Kart Golf DS for the WII is missing at Olympic Games with Sonic Tennis Golf Factory Hotel 2^i for MS-DOS and CD-i: Learn your ABCs Bob: That's the next Mario game

#3080

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March 14, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//Stein bursts into Magnet Geometry room after barely getting hit w/pie at lunch Stein: Good thing the kids have bad aim!!