#2722

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Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.

#2743

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Jan. 4, 2011, noon

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//Sadie gives Patrick some jell-o Patrick: JIGGLING GOODNESS!! Lily: That's what he said.

#2751

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

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//Talking about the Eisenhower building during NSL Freeman: I mean, you look at it and go, "Why are there pillars there, 3 stories up?" It looks like a freaking Inception wedding cake!

#2772

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:18 p.m.

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Schafer: Don't ask don't tell, it's the best policy

#2773

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//A while into 2nd period, the teacher still hasn't shown up. Student comes back from CAP office... Student: I just ran into Ms. Cullen and told her I was looking for [teacher]. Class: What'd she say? Student: She put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a really reassuring look and said, "Don't worry. I'll find her."

#2804

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Giles: When is this function increasing? Class: From 0. Giles: Which 0? Ashu: Negative 0. Giles: What?!?

#2829

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Swaney: Did you HEAR what happened? //Class starts discussing recent North/South Korean issue Swaney: All the printers stopped working! Two people being shot is nothing compared to what happened with the printers!

#2838

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Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#2857

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: 'Are Physically Fit People Less Likely to Die From Cancer?' I hope not.

#2860

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Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!