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#2153
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⚐ Report//Nobody understands a homework problem from the Anal Chem textbook Pham: This one, they do something wid it get rid ammonia. Okay, they do something wid it don't matter what it is. (jabbing board) They this things, then make it become this, then make become that. You understand what I'm saying? Students: ...No.
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⚐ ReportFreeman: No, not like Tranelle's. I wake up screaming in the middle of the night about Tranelle's sneezes.
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⚐ Report//looking at a model of population Shirley: "...regulating the flow of babies from the cloud..."
#2171
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⚐ Report// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: What'll be next is the EU-ization of the world; the United States forming up with Mexico and Canada. I mean, it doesn't matter, most of the Mexicans are here anyway.
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⚐ Report//About what makes a civilization barbaric Student: We burned witches! Whitacre: They deserved it though.
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⚐ ReportRothman: So wait, she's just lying on the ground screaming? Whitacre: Yes, it's porn. It's anthropological porn!