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June 10, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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//Talking about a graph Pham: You ask why it going down? It not going down! ...Ok it going down. Uh, it's the slope.

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June 24, 2010, 9:02 a.m.

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Rose: The line is just pooping out little similar triangles. Like a rabbit. //explaining why slope is constant on a line

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Sept. 1, 2010, 8:34 p.m.

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//Pointing at 'Seismography' on list of ModSim applications Pham: This is really bad, they cannot predicting it...however, they still doing it.

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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Mr. Boettcher: Did you just kill something over there? Cy: Yeah. Boettcher: Was it big or small? Cy: Small. Boettcher: Flying thing or crawling thing? Cy: Flying thing. Boettcher: That's not too bad.

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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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//Cao is falling asleep Duval: CAO! It's like you're the new Michael [Zhang]! (looking at Michael) I just don't get it, why are you so awake this year? Michael: Huh? Student: Eh, he's spacing. Same difference.

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Sept. 7, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.

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Sept. 7, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Explaining the distinction between authority and actual power Mr. Swaney: [Russian President] Medvedev could rule Russia with an iron fist; he could dismiss Putin tomorrow if he wanted to.      Putin's got the Russian Mafia behind him, Medvedev would fall out of a window the next day. So Medvedev has the authority, Putin has the Mafia.

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Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Something like six candidates from other parties in Russia have fallen out of window... or gone down in plane crashes.

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Sept. 13, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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student: I don't want to pay for college. Whitacre: (without missing a beat) That's what 7-elevens are for!

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham went to dental school Pham: You all understand, the bacteria do not make the cavity, they eat food in your mouth and then pooping it out onto your teeth and it sticking there. That how you get cavity.