#2406

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

#2407

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//student is being grilled Stelzner: Why? Student: He looked classy. Stelzner: Why? Student: He was wearing a suit. Stelzner: Just 'cause you're wearing a suit doesn't mean you're classy. Trust me. //Stelzner is wearing a suit

#2436

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m.

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Schafer: This is mu. Mew, not moo. Mew. If you say moo, you're a cow.

#2437

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Oct. 28, 2010, 10:13 p.m.

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//While teaching L'Hopital's Rule Stein: What is ln(x)? Well, it's actually the dark side of Infinitus's soul.

#2442

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Oct. 29, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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Stein:... and step 8 is eat a cookie

#2484

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't care about them buses. Get out and walk!

#2490

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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John Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!

#2552

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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//talking about some activity in grad school Whitacre: So we'd all run around and he [the professor] would throw balls at us.  You know, he had been practicing on targets, but those don't think like people.  So we're running and all of the sudden WHAM!  Right in my face!

#2562

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Nov. 17, 2010, 4:03 p.m.

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//Boettcher is sucking on a lollipop Boettcher: This is really good. Max: You're terrible. Boettcher: I know. (pause) Wait, what did you say? Class: (laughs)

#2579

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Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Moose: YouTube is amazing! You can spend hours just fartin' around on there...