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#1571
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.
#1579
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⚐ Report//An article says that a teacher has 32 years of experience //Anderson is faulting said teacher's interpretation of the novel Anderson: Good god! 32 years of teaching Gatsby? Student: And teaching it wrong, too! Anderson: If I am still teaching in 32 years, you have permission to come by and put me out of my misery.
#1588
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.
#1663
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⚐ ReportMme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.
#1745
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⚐ Report//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You can't beat the oil industry. We used to have electric and steam cars. But the oil companies were like "We don't like that!" We've been stuck with that mistake for few hundred years, you'd think someone would have fixed it. Gee, humans are so stupid.
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.