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#1464
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!
#1475
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⚐ ReportStein: There are three types of limaçons: blobs, cardioids, and loop-de-loops. I hate blobs. I never assign them.
#1498
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⚐ Report//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.
#1510
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⚐ ReportStein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.
#1519
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⚐ ReportStein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!
#1524
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⚐ ReportPorac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].
#1571
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.
#1579
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⚐ Report//An article says that a teacher has 32 years of experience //Anderson is faulting said teacher's interpretation of the novel Anderson: Good god! 32 years of teaching Gatsby? Student: And teaching it wrong, too! Anderson: If I am still teaching in 32 years, you have permission to come by and put me out of my misery.
#1588
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.