#1663

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March 15, 2010, 4:21 p.m.

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Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.

#1702

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March 22, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Sammie: Avatar is just Pocahontas with 10 foot tall smurfs

#1741

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March 26, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Ian O.: "You could crack two eggs with one stone."

#1745

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April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#1754

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April 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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Whitacre: You can't beat the oil industry. We used to have electric and steam cars. But the oil companies were like "We don't like that!" We've been stuck with that mistake for few hundred years, you'd think someone would have fixed it. Gee, humans are so stupid.

#1782

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April 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.

#1798

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April 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Kamal: "When I went to LA, I saw a building from Grand Theft Auto! It was great! It was, like, the best moment of my life... it was like going to *MECCA*!"

#1800

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April 19, 2010, 8:31 p.m.

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Timeless advice from Mr.Pham: Never put the pipette in your mouth and suck it up!

#1804

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April 20, 2010, 5:58 p.m.

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Grossman: Children are just like turkeys at a butcher.

#1836

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April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: "I'm not prepared to say there's no such thing as exponential growth. I believe that love grows exponentially."