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#1282
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⚐ Report//before a unit test Student: I wonder why the desks are all close together Student 2: Whitacre prolly thought something like, "Hmm, the average class grade isn't good enough. We need to put the desks closer together!"
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⚐ ReportRavilious: Tests are being distributed. Keep them face down, please, because I'm going to time you. I will be strict about talking -- you can ask the three kids in fourth period who lost their quiz papers. From now on, any talking is cheating. Student: But they're face down. Ravilious: Tests are out, and I will consider it cheating if you talk. Student: But you can't cheat if they're face down. Ravilious: (sighes) I'm glad that my students are so deeply intellectual.
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⚐ Report//on an MCPS computer Ryan: They blocked 4chan but not the other 4chan. Stephen: They blocked blogs... [long list] Ryan: Yes, they blocked 4chan the blog, but not 4chan the porn site. I don't know how Daniel knew this...
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"
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⚐ ReportOzzie (to David): Did you just ask what the difference is between video games and real life?
#1436
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⚐ ReportHinkle: What's a substitute? It's a replacement. Like, instead of using a pen, I can substitute a pencil. Right now, I'm substituting this piece of crap [bangs on the overhead projector] for that piece of crap [points at Promethean board].