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⚐ ReportKaluta: Blairbash, are you getting this? ... Say that again as a full sentence. Henry: I left the flag at home on my kitchen table.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Guys, just never use yellow [text] for a presentation. Oliver: That's gotta be racist!
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⚐ ReportLeul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...
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⚐ Report//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out
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⚐ ReportJason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason
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⚐ ReportNawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?
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⚐ ReportHorne: Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue. //He later attributed this to a fellow Blair coach
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⚐ Report//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!