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March 27, 2020, 8:07 p.m.

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//bracklinn on a groupchat we had a shelf fall down in our house yesterday cuz it yanked its nails out of the wall, and i was like "you know i could draw the diagram of stress on the components and try to determine the maximum weight we can put on this when we put it back up" and actually use something from kaluta's class. but then I didn't because that would be silly

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Nov. 23, 2021, 10:24 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9, reading julius caesar // uriel is playing decius and decides to read his part in a very high-pitched voice rao: uriel, you're not playing a woman! class: *dies of laughter*

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Feb. 15, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

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//To justify why Sam should answer Jenny's phamistry question Barnhard: Sam, you know everything! You're brilliant! Zbarsky: I think you're confusing me with God.

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

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June 11, 2018, 10:24 a.m.

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Lillian: "I tried to find the max of a list and it returned false."

#8387

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Nov. 13, 2019, 2:44 p.m.

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Esther: the red velvet represents bloodshed

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Feb. 26, 2021, 6:21 p.m.

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Schulman: Stop quoting orwell and go to the doctor

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Dec. 20, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//kids on my bus (middle schoolers) kid 1: hey, do you know what hacer means? kid 2: uh no kid 1: it means to do kid 2: hacer tu mom

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Feb. 17, 2022, 8:19 a.m.

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//Analysis 1A Uriel: What do you have against Virginia? Rose: Y'know. They're down there.

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March 1, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Niklas: I like mine black. // awkward pause Niklas: I'm talking about chocolate.