#11899

1016

May 25, 2023, 8:23 a.m.

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Lodal: Guys, just never use yellow [text] for a presentation. Oliver: That's gotta be racist!

#12149

1016

Sept. 19, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Leul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...

#4512

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April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#998

1222

Nov. 28, 2009, 11:49 a.m.

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Nawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?

#4314

1222

Nov. 19, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Horne: Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue. //He later attributed this to a fellow Blair coach

#7269

1222

Feb. 25, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

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//Magnet Arts Night (MAN), Michael and Sarah hold hands and look at each other deeply //A moment of silence before the act ends Student: KISS!

#8066

1222

April 2, 2019, 7:50 a.m.

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Kaluta: Now that's just a big 'ol nut

#2161

812

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

#3264

812

April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3770

812

Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?