#11667

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March 10, 2023, 4:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am not here. I'm officially on personal leave today. Student: But you love us so much you came to teach anyway? Schwartz: Basically

#11668

66

March 10, 2023, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a unit of volume. Srihari: Kevin //Schwartz writes "3 Kevin-vols", visibly confused Schwartz: Pick a unit of time. Kevin: Srihari Schwartz: ... Srihari, how old are you? Srihari: Uhhh ... 17. Schwartz: You are too young to have to think about that.

#11680

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March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

#11689

66

March 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Evelyn: My filter has more- Evelyn: What's the word for when it absorbs water? Evelyn: Pervy?

#11718

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March 29, 2023, 7:57 a.m.

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// P2 quantum Jerry Song: Einstein said it was quantizing time and quantized all over the light. Jerry: The other physicists were understandably very sad because it was like the fourth time that century that they had to reunite physics, and they were getting tired of it.

#11720

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March 29, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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// Playing blackjack Andy: Hit or stay? Linkai: I love hitting people... // Later Andy: If you hit again, you'll bust. Linkai: I love busting...

#11721

66

March 29, 2023, 12:31 p.m.

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Colby: What's something someone would want to show people? Jeremy: Holes.

#11766

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April 18, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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// NSL Pd. 9 Michael: A super racist interest group could lobby Senators to pass an amendment that mandated segregation on juries. Dylan: Oh, that's so smart!

#11802

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May 2, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Foster: If I can't say anything nice, then I won't write a rec for you. Josiah: Can you say anything nice about this guy? *points to River Qiu* Foster(after a long pause): ..yes.

#11826

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May 10, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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Nacho: This problem is hard -- because it is not easy.