#11497

66

Feb. 2, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Victor: I want to know what soap in your mouth tastes like. Victor: Not that I actually want to experience it, I just want to know.

#11632

66

March 3, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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// Early release day Jeremy: Is today a half day? O’Donovan: No, today’s an extended day. We’re staying until 5!

#11636

66

March 3, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//solving for two variables of {R^2, Regression, Error, Total} Stein: Can you do it? Stein: Let me rephrase that. Do it.

#11647

66

March 8, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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HC: Billy Joel was not sleeping in Music Theory.

#11667

66

March 10, 2023, 4:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am not here. I'm officially on personal leave today. Student: But you love us so much you came to teach anyway? Schwartz: Basically

#11668

66

March 10, 2023, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a unit of volume. Srihari: Kevin //Schwartz writes "3 Kevin-vols", visibly confused Schwartz: Pick a unit of time. Kevin: Srihari Schwartz: ... Srihari, how old are you? Srihari: Uhhh ... 17. Schwartz: You are too young to have to think about that.

#11680

66

March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

#11689

66

March 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Evelyn: My filter has more- Evelyn: What's the word for when it absorbs water? Evelyn: Pervy?

#11718

66

March 29, 2023, 7:57 a.m.

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// P2 quantum Jerry Song: Einstein said it was quantizing time and quantized all over the light. Jerry: The other physicists were understandably very sad because it was like the fourth time that century that they had to reunite physics, and they were getting tired of it.

#11720

66

March 29, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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// Playing blackjack Andy: Hit or stay? Linkai: I love hitting people... // Later Andy: If you hit again, you'll bust. Linkai: I love busting...