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⚐ Report//four-person Analysis 2 class after seniors left, one absent Schwartz: A quarter of my class is absent! Schwartz, later, to the others: Which of you will be absent on thursday? Student: I'll be absent Schwartz: Oh, I was joking about that. Then one of [you other two] will be absent on friday. Schwartz: And on tuesday, only I'll be here. Schwartz: It goes from five, to four, to three, to two, to one. Slowly, our numbers diminish.
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⚐ Report// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!
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⚐ Report// Talking about how she got into hockey Jacobs: I was hooked onto it like it was a drug. Jacobs: And you wonder how I would know that... *Class starts giggling* Jacobs: The next time I went to the game I was like "hit him in the face with the stick"!
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⚐ ReportStein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.
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⚐ Report// Sean comes into immuno late Delaney: We will be modelling the immune system with legos. Delaney: They need your help, especially this one *gestures to Jerry Song*. Delaney: He is absolutely enamored with the wheels. Andy: It's his manifestation of his deprivation of Hot Wheels as a child.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I chose the broken lamp because it shows mistakes can make you brighter. Jacobs: You see a hopeful lamp, I see a broken lamp
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Where's the thing, the thing that sharpens the pencil... Jerry: The pencil sharpener! I have a way with words.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Would you like to see a sample of my handwriting? Jacobs: I have, god save us all.
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⚐ Report// Pd. 4 English 10, Mr. Cole is introducing the narrative about a significant event Cole: If your significant event is a birth of a sibling, you can skip [the "Why did it happen?" section]. Cole: We all know how people are made.