#11828

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May 11, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Bosse: This isn't some big ass email I send to all of the mentors.

#11833

66

May 12, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Jerry Song: The Potato Eaters gives off the same vibe as the curry munchers.

#11845

66

May 16, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Anderson: I will be very generous with my grading because I know that in my heart...all of you guys are working.

#11912

66

May 30, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Foster: Bum bum bum bum bum (to the tune of McDonald's) Foster: Why did I just hum the McDonald's theme? Foster: That's marketing for you.

#11967

66

June 9, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Kripa: "Maybe it is a mood swing. You know, maybe you have a bad day, and kill a fish or two." //later. Kripa: "Dolphins haven't created a society with racial bias yet, so..."

#11975

66

June 12, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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// Michael Wang tries to explain a video game technique Schwartz: That's called spawn camping. It's awful!

#11988

66

June 13, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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//four-person Analysis 2 class after seniors left, one absent Schwartz: A quarter of my class is absent! Schwartz, later, to the others: Which of you will be absent on thursday? Student: I'll be absent Schwartz: Oh, I was joking about that. Then one of [you other two] will be absent on friday. Schwartz: And on tuesday, only I'll be here. Schwartz: It goes from five, to four, to three, to two, to one. Slowly, our numbers diminish.

#12011

66

Aug. 28, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!

#12017

66

Aug. 29, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how she got into hockey Jacobs: I was hooked onto it like it was a drug. Jacobs: And you wonder how I would know that... *Class starts giggling* Jacobs: The next time I went to the game I was like "hit him in the face with the stick"!

#12038

66

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Stein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.