#11253

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Dec. 2, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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*Stein is asking Siri to do RNG* Stein: Siri just took me to a random number generator. Stein: You're dumb Siri!

#11257

66

Dec. 2, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Tinu on Blairhacks Mini: It's not hacking, it's creating

#11260

66

Dec. 2, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

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Claudio: you know that's not going to convince me to stop taking drugs.

#11270

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Dec. 5, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Kaluta: so, what have you guys been eating that you're going to share with me? Kaluta, whispering while threatening them with a wooden block: Mr. Kaluta, would you like some delicious fritos?

#11271

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Dec. 5, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//after Ostrander walks in and doesn't get cake because he didn't prove the FTC Schwartz: If anyone says that you don't need to know calculus -- here's the reason: Schwartz: if you walk into a classroom and you can only have cake if you know the FTC, you can have cake.

#11285

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Dec. 7, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Bramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".

#11342

66

Dec. 20, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!

#11350

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Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#11357

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Dec. 22, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: A Linear Algebra exam is not the time to save the planet.

#11391

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Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

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Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.