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Dec. 20, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!

#11350

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Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#11357

66

Dec. 22, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: A Linear Algebra exam is not the time to save the planet.

#11391

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Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

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Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#11411

66

Jan. 11, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Jerry Song: They need to take off your skin and roll it down like a sock

#11432

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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//Andy Ying is eating in FOT Andy: *takes out turkey sausage* Andy: Hey Jerry, beef! *holds out sausage* Jerry Song: Praise the Lord! *takes and eats sausage* Andy: *shows Jerry the package label* Jerry: I do be being scammed.

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#11486

66

Jan. 31, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.

#11487

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Jan. 31, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Bramble: Of course, the best part about this image is the fashion statement I’m making with these jean shorts. Zoe: Mr. Bramble, I think they’re called jorts. Bramble: With such a cool name, does that make them cool to wear? Zoe: It depends who’s wearing them.