#11185

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Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!

#11191

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Mogge: and how did Napoleon become a dick-dick-dictator?

#11209

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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// f_x h + f_y k Schwartz: I want to give this expression a name. What should we name this expression? Student 1: Kevin Student 2: Kevin Junior Schwartz: Excellent! This is so much better than my earlier classes. Schwartz: My period 1 class named it z, and my period 6 class named it θ. Those are lame names.

#11217

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Nov. 22, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Will Klees: Y'know Tinu, what do I care if you steal my identity

#11253

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Dec. 2, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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*Stein is asking Siri to do RNG* Stein: Siri just took me to a random number generator. Stein: You're dumb Siri!

#11257

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Dec. 2, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Tinu on Blairhacks Mini: It's not hacking, it's creating

#11260

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Dec. 2, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

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Claudio: you know that's not going to convince me to stop taking drugs.

#11270

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Dec. 5, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Kaluta: so, what have you guys been eating that you're going to share with me? Kaluta, whispering while threatening them with a wooden block: Mr. Kaluta, would you like some delicious fritos?

#11271

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Dec. 5, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//after Ostrander walks in and doesn't get cake because he didn't prove the FTC Schwartz: If anyone says that you don't need to know calculus -- here's the reason: Schwartz: if you walk into a classroom and you can only have cake if you know the FTC, you can have cake.

#11285

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Dec. 7, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Bramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".