#4542

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May 27, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

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Austin: My name is Austin, but on the basketball court I'm known as the Yellow Mamba. Freeman: Who calls you that...? Austin: I call me that.

#4605

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Oct. 4, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

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\\Talking about how the UAE has a Ferrari theme park Freeman: This is what happens when you have a ton of money and no way to buy cocaine

#5004

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June 5, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

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//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?

#5185

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Sept. 16, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: When dogs lick you, they really want the Whopper you ate three hours ago. Don't disappoint them.

#5242

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Nov. 3, 2014, 1 p.m.

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//introduction to the Odyssey Klein: And then Menelaus was like, "Come on, guys, you have to come help me fight the Trojans! They have these big walls, so much protection! //Klein chuckles to himself while class is mostly silent

#5250

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.

#5268

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Nov. 18, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

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//Symphonic band is practicing Havendance Mr. Oldham: "In the section starting at measure 23, I hear no dynamic contrast. It's just duh duh duh duh-duh. It's like I want to play Call of Duty and you guys want to play Pac-man."

#5288

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Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#5301

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Dec. 9, 2014, 6:19 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Later McMurphy discusses how he loses his virginity. We haven't gotten to that part yet. When we do, we're going to discuss and analyze it in detail." //Class snickers Mr. Klein: "Wait no, not that kind of detail!"

#5307

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

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Schafer: I really love watching golf Student: Yeah, it's really interesting if you watch it carefully. Schafer: No, it's because I get the best naps. There's this beautiful scenery, it's so tranquil and quiet, I'm laid back watching and then suddenly *snore*