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Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.

#4420

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Feb. 6, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//One group is explaining why a character should not get his bride price back after he beat his wife (in Things Fall Apart); they are using an example about returning stuff to a store Student: Just return one that you had before, not the broken one! Dennis: So he has a spare wife to return?

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March 12, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

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Max: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!

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April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.

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May 27, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

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Austin: My name is Austin, but on the basketball court I'm known as the Yellow Mamba. Freeman: Who calls you that...? Austin: I call me that.

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Oct. 4, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

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\\Talking about how the UAE has a Ferrari theme park Freeman: This is what happens when you have a ton of money and no way to buy cocaine

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June 5, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

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//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?

#5185

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Sept. 16, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: When dogs lick you, they really want the Whopper you ate three hours ago. Don't disappoint them.

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Nov. 3, 2014, 1 p.m.

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//introduction to the Odyssey Klein: And then Menelaus was like, "Come on, guys, you have to come help me fight the Trojans! They have these big walls, so much protection! //Klein chuckles to himself while class is mostly silent

#5250

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Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.