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June 5, 2012, 4:12 p.m.

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Rose: Man, next year I'm not going to lend anymore of my stuff to people. You want a pencil? Go die! Scissors? Screw you! Students: .... //Rose smirks

#4209

66

Sept. 20, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

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Jinhie: Wait, but don't you have to be dead to write a memoir?

#4286

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Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4324

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Nov. 26, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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Horne: Playing pool could come in very handy when you're in college. If you're a girl - Sabrina: You can pick up guys? Horne: Screw the guys! You can pick up their wallets!

#4330

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Nov. 29, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

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Student: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.

#4350

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Dec. 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

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//Listening to results from jazz band festival Roberts: So, this adjudicator is our favorite... Mr. Butts. //Class laughs Travis: What'd he give us? Roberts: A one. Berlin: Was Mr. Butts on crack?

#4364

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Dec. 19, 2012, 1:36 p.m.

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// Billy Leete, in PoE 8th period, was discussing cars Billy: Cars are safe! They are like giant elephant, rhinoceros, things made of metal and airbags. And they are like buffalo, because they travel in herds!

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Feb. 6, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//One group is explaining why a character should not get his bride price back after he beat his wife (in Things Fall Apart); they are using an example about returning stuff to a store Student: Just return one that you had before, not the broken one! Dennis: So he has a spare wife to return?

#4474

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March 12, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

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Max: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!

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April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.