#5648

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Nov. 18, 2015, 8 p.m.

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//Math Phys is voting on whether to have large individual research projects Schafer: If you don't raise your hand the first time, I'll assume you vote the other way. We'll only have one vote. Schafer: If you don't vote, that means you don't want to EXPLORE your PASSIONATE INTEREST in physics!!

#5661

66

Nov. 24, 2015, 5:39 p.m.

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//Math Phys '15-'16 //Eric Lu is called to do an AP problem in front of the class, so Schafer reads it Schafer: (very quickly) A frictionless pendulum of length 3 m (mumble) 10 degrees (mumble) displacement, the potential energy (mumble mumble) 10 J. Whatisthe (mumble) kinetic energy (mumble) its potential energy is 5 J? Phew! Eric Lu will now say one word. Eric: B? Schafer: Excellent! You have now received full credit on that problem.

#5706

66

Dec. 17, 2015, 2:08 p.m.

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// Group is working on R&E device Student 1: Yes! We're done! Student 2: WOOHOO! Finally! //Street was helping with their device Street: Yes, yes. You're dumb- Uh, I mean "done."

#5739

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Jan. 14, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

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//Girls Who Code comes up on Infoflow Dr. Davis: At this age, they should be identifying as women, not girls.

#5743

66

Jan. 22, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Trebuchet testing day //Mr. Street complains about completion of STELLA models; Mr. Kaluta walks in. Kaluta: You see, the STELLA helps you model what will actually happen and predict where the ball will land. Kaluta: Like how they are modeling 40 inches of snow for the weekend.

#5781

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Feb. 4, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)

#5811

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Feb. 12, 2016, 12:32 p.m.

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//Brassel walks into math phys Brassel: Is Mr. Schafer here? Schafer: (dumbfounded) Well, yes? Brassel: I need to talk to Mr. Schafer about something. Schafer: Speaking. Brassel: ...Oh, I mean Mr. Schwartz. //Brassel sits //A few minutes later, Schwartz enters the room Schafer: Brassel was looking for you Schwartz: (nudging Brassel) hey! Schafer: He also thought we were the same person Schwartz: That isn't completely unexpected, we have the same initials, we're both wearing red...I'm not sure if that's more of an insult to you than to me though.

#5821

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Feb. 21, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

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//Yoni, Jason, and Szabo are talking about a cubic equation on the white board for robotics //Jason checks his email Jason: KALIN RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL! //The three cheer Anonymous robotics member: What happened? Jason: Kalin responded to an email! //Entire room erupts in joy

#5850

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March 12, 2016, 6:39 p.m.

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//Alex Ma is presenting about a study that made stem cells fix human hearts Sloe: Alex, you don't sound very excited about this. You should sound way more excited. Alex: Well, this was in 2013, so I was excited back then. //laughter Sloe: Oh, that was such a good response! Touche, Alex Ma!

#5871

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April 5, 2016, 8:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham tries to get someone else to read a buret from his demonstration Pham: You can't see!? Go home, drink 3 pounds of carrot!