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May 12, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: If you want to talk -- I don't know why you would -- because sound carries, you must keep your voices at a level that even the most neurotic librarian would be okay with.

#3374

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May 17, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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//making an analogy in 9th pd statistics class Stein: ...so like runners! I don't actually know 'cause I'm not a runner. Student: Why not? Stein: Well, I can barely even walk without tripping and falling.

#3383

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May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!

#3444

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June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3468

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June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3517

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Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3551

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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//Afternoon anouncements come on, and many people are talking. After the announcements: Thornton: Students, you should know this by now. You don't talk while the teacher is talking, and you don't talk while the announcements are on-- //A last-minute announcement comes on Thornton: TURN OFF THE STUPID PA!

#3553

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Sept. 13, 2011, 10:44 p.m.

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Bart: And later in the year, we will cook bacon in many interesting ways. Jeremy: Mmmmmmm...bacon... Thomas: Aren't you Jewish?

#3564

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Sept. 17, 2011, 3:35 p.m.

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Stein: Hint, it's two words and the second one rhymes with irkle. Janvi: SEMI CIRCLE! Billings: ...unit circle.

#3621

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!