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#3629

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Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3633

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Oct. 4, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

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//Teacher is watching SciBowl tryouts. After an astronomy question Teacher: So what happened on May 5th, 2000? Viju: uhhh cinco de mayo?

still dont know what it is editor's note: on may 5, 2000, six planets and the moon lined up with the sun. see http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/alignment.html

teacher, viju, cinco_de_mayo

#3648

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Oct. 6, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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Stein: Follow? //Tony walks in Tony: Yes. Stein + MathHelp: GET OUT. Freshman: What? What happened? Sophomore: Stein said "Follow?"... Freshman: And? Sophomore: He said YES.

#3668

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Oct. 12, 2011, 7:07 p.m.

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//Discussing tattoos Lodal: I thought of getting a tattoo of the Green Lantern across my chest. . . //Class laughs Lodal:. . with glow in the dark ink!

#3736

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Nov. 2, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Klein: God! Kids are too smart these days. I can't use words like "Next to..." anymore. I have to say "adjacent".

#3766

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Nov. 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: (loudly) Ok, so I'm gonna teach you this AWESOME method... (quieter) which I learned from [Teacher]. Student: Now, now... How hard was that to say?

Pretty hard. I think he almost choked on it!

teacher, rose

#3786

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Nov. 15, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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Goldburg (passing out quizzes): This quiz has a little bit of multiple choice, some short answers, and a whole lot of love.

#3795

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Nov. 19, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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//Tatyana needs a change of clothes after a chem lab accident Eva: Oh, you can have my shirt if you want. I NEED my pants, though.

#3799

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Nov. 21, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Raanan: I used up my self control on my last period.

#3841

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Dec. 8, 2011, 7:46 a.m.

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//In POE 9th period, Kaluta is standing and talking in front of his desk. There is a soda bottle placed precariously near the edge. Viju: Watch out Mr. Kaluta, you're gonna knock over your seven-up Kaluta: You're right. //Proceeds to knock it over on purpose. The cap breaks and it shoots across the room. Kaluta: Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't have been shaking that up.