#3444

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June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3468

66

June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3517

66

Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3551

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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//Afternoon anouncements come on, and many people are talking. After the announcements: Thornton: Students, you should know this by now. You don't talk while the teacher is talking, and you don't talk while the announcements are on-- //A last-minute announcement comes on Thornton: TURN OFF THE STUPID PA!

#3553

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 10:44 p.m.

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Bart: And later in the year, we will cook bacon in many interesting ways. Jeremy: Mmmmmmm...bacon... Thomas: Aren't you Jewish?

#3564

66

Sept. 17, 2011, 3:35 p.m.

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Stein: Hint, it's two words and the second one rhymes with irkle. Janvi: SEMI CIRCLE! Billings: ...unit circle.

#3621

66

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3633

66

Oct. 4, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

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//Teacher is watching SciBowl tryouts. After an astronomy question Teacher: So what happened on May 5th, 2000? Viju: uhhh cinco de mayo?

#3648

66

Oct. 6, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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Stein: Follow? //Tony walks in Tony: Yes. Stein + MathHelp: GET OUT. Freshman: What? What happened? Sophomore: Stein said "Follow?"... Freshman: And? Sophomore: He said YES.