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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Rose: It's also called the Sandwich Theorem, because y'know, you've got g and h making a sandwich around f, like it's cheese or ham or whatever you want to put in there... Student: You should serve it with polynomial soup!

#2909

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Feb. 9, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.

#2948

66

Feb. 18, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

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Schafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?

#2968

66

Feb. 22, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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//After having a tangent about Mr. Pham and trying to get back on topic Bosse: We can talk about Mr. Pham for all the rest of the year; he's a very interesting case study.

#2987

66

Feb. 24, 2011, 6:17 p.m.

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//Discussing countdowns in TV Studio Taylor: Okay, so there's 15 seconds left, the floor manager's counting down, and at 10 seconds the hands go UP! *everyone raises hands above head* Class: ...AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY- Taylor: NO!!!

#2995

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.

#2996

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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//During jazz band, while explaining how to play the build up section of a chart into the solo section. Ms. Roberts: The point of these measures is to party. Ittai, you start the party. Class: *laughs* Ms. Roberts: Huh, yeah, THAT'S believable.

#3068

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March 11, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Minas: It [The crab] was a couple of ounces. About a pound. //Later Minas: There are 16 ounces in a pound. Brendan: 16 is not a couple. Minas: Well, not all of the crab made it.

#3155

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March 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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//laughing and screaming is heard from the next classroom over Whitacre: Sounds like Ms. Barclay's been tied up and beaten...I may have to go watch. (walks outside and then returns) Nah, she's still free. //noise continues and Whitacre walks out again. overheard from the hallway: Whitacre: What's happening in here? Student: We tryna teach a white boy how to pick up a black girl! //the entire Comp Religion class migrates next door to watch for the remainder of the period. this was the end result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q0_zglsCI

#3188

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April 4, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.