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March 11, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Minas: It [The crab] was a couple of ounces. About a pound. //Later Minas: There are 16 ounces in a pound. Brendan: 16 is not a couple. Minas: Well, not all of the crab made it.

#3155

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March 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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//laughing and screaming is heard from the next classroom over Whitacre: Sounds like Ms. Barclay's been tied up and beaten...I may have to go watch. (walks outside and then returns) Nah, she's still free. //noise continues and Whitacre walks out again. overheard from the hallway: Whitacre: What's happening in here? Student: We tryna teach a white boy how to pick up a black girl! //the entire Comp Religion class migrates next door to watch for the remainder of the period. this was the end result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q0_zglsCI

#3188

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April 4, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.

#3194

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April 6, 2011, 11:52 a.m.

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Rose: I am going to start taking my job seriously now and tell you guys a story

#3228

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April 13, 2011, 4:06 p.m.

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//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!

#3232

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April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3247

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April 15, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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Swaney: I'm taking you on a drug trip. //After some thought Swaney: Don't put that on blairbash, you'll get me fired!

#3275

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April 28, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

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(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson

#3306

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May 3, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Other guy, they kind of like robot. These [magnet upperclassmen] are loose -- that's what happen when you hang out with me for long enough. Either you become loose, otherwise you not able to put up with me.

#3307

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May 4, 2011, 10:44 a.m.

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//Hammond walks into a room where a screamo song is playing Song: RAAH RAAH RAAH RAAHHHHHH Hammond: Dude needs a vacation.