#2752

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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//Schafer answers a student's question Student: Good point! Schafer: Thanks. I do try. You know, if I can make one good point per class per day, I might just continue to collect my paycheck.

#2792

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Jan. 16, 2011, 6:12 p.m.

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//Stelzner is a huge Mets fan Student 1: What's alliteration? Stelzner: It's when you're repeating a consonant. You know, like, uhh, 'Sally sells seashells.' Student 2: That was terrible! Mr. Stelzner, you're the Mets of alliteration!

#2793

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Jan. 17, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Ostrander: Research probably shows that the pajamas inside out thing doesn't really work, even when you wear them extra inside out.

#2839

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.

#2841

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Last year, a very smart kid, his name is Charlie, got brand new textbook.   Students: Pasternak? Pham: Oh, he famous now.  You know what happened?  Dog ate half of textbook. He buy another textbook from Amazon, because it cost 115 dollars instead of 150 dollars.  You think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding!

#2844

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

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Piper: What is two plus four? Patrick: Zero!!!

#2852

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2872

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.

#2880

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Feb. 7, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Freshie: Can you show me an example of a cup size?

#2900

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.