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#2872
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⚐ Report//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.
#2900
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⚐ ReportTaylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.
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⚐ ReportRose: It's also called the Sandwich Theorem, because y'know, you've got g and h making a sandwich around f, like it's cheese or ham or whatever you want to put in there... Student: You should serve it with polynomial soup!
#2909
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⚐ Report//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?
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⚐ Report//After having a tangent about Mr. Pham and trying to get back on topic Bosse: We can talk about Mr. Pham for all the rest of the year; he's a very interesting case study.
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⚐ Report//Discussing countdowns in TV Studio Taylor: Okay, so there's 15 seconds left, the floor manager's counting down, and at 10 seconds the hands go UP! *everyone raises hands above head* Class: ...AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY- Taylor: NO!!!
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⚐ Report//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.
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⚐ Report//During jazz band, while explaining how to play the build up section of a chart into the solo section. Ms. Roberts: The point of these measures is to party. Ittai, you start the party. Class: *laughs* Ms. Roberts: Huh, yeah, THAT'S believable.