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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.

#2549

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.

#2575

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Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!

#2617

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!

#2656

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Dec. 9, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Gibi: Why are all the black boys in the magnet actually Japanese?

#2674

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Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#2691

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Dec. 16, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: I'm not lazy, I'm efficient and innovative!

#2695

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:41 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Some people have never eaten fava beens, and if they do they...die?

#2707

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Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2719

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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//Talking about buoyant force Bob: So what are the acting forces of buoyant crap? JHyun: Isn't it like, pressure below, pressure above, and gravity? Bob: Oh wait, what did you say, I was afk.