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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:41 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Some people have never eaten fava beens, and if they do they...die?

#2707

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Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2719

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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//Talking about buoyant force Bob: So what are the acting forces of buoyant crap? JHyun: Isn't it like, pressure below, pressure above, and gravity? Bob: Oh wait, what did you say, I was afk.

#2752

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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//Schafer answers a student's question Student: Good point! Schafer: Thanks. I do try. You know, if I can make one good point per class per day, I might just continue to collect my paycheck.

#2792

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Jan. 16, 2011, 6:12 p.m.

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//Stelzner is a huge Mets fan Student 1: What's alliteration? Stelzner: It's when you're repeating a consonant. You know, like, uhh, 'Sally sells seashells.' Student 2: That was terrible! Mr. Stelzner, you're the Mets of alliteration!

#2793

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Jan. 17, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Ostrander: Research probably shows that the pajamas inside out thing doesn't really work, even when you wear them extra inside out.

#2839

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.

#2841

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Jan. 25, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Last year, a very smart kid, his name is Charlie, got brand new textbook.   Students: Pasternak? Pham: Oh, he famous now.  You know what happened?  Dog ate half of textbook. He buy another textbook from Amazon, because it cost 115 dollars instead of 150 dollars.  You think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding!

#2844

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

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Piper: What is two plus four? Patrick: Zero!!!

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!